The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Clampetts Get Culture (1963)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

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• Jethro Bodine : Uncle Jed, Granny, Looky here what I got. I just captured me the first prisoner.

  Jed Clampett : Turn her loose!

  Jethro Bodine : But she's one of the bank people! Maybe she can get our money for us.

  Granny : Can you?

  Janet Trego : No I can't!

  Jane Hathaway : I can Jethro, capture me!

• Granny : You can't get acquainted with these folks out here. I've been tryin' all mornin'. I put on my friendly hat, brung out my rocker and a jug of hard cider, and I've been settin' here wavin' and hollerin' at folks and pointin' to my jug.

  Jed Clampett : And nobody stopped?

  Granny : Only a policeman. That's where my jug went. He took it to the police station.

  Jed Clampett : I bet you got a bunch of friends down there by now.

• Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : Each player receives 13 cards.

  Granny : Not this player. Nobody gives me 13 of nuthin'.

  Jane Hathaway : But, Granny, that's the way bridge is played.

  Granny : Not by me. Give me a lucky dozen. You keep the rest.

• Jethro Bodine : Somethin' go wrong with the bridge game?

  Elly May Clampett : Sho'nuff did! Granny got riled and busted it up.

  Jed Clampett : What riled you, Granny?

  Granny : Well first off, them other women wanted me to put my cards down on the table so all of them could see 'em.

  Jed Clampett : That don't hardly seem fair.

  Granny : Of course it don't and when I asked them why, they said, "Because you're the dummy."