- Jake 'J.D.' Clampett: I would like to present Hollywood's newest and most glamorous star, the queen of the silver screen, that dazzling beauty, Miss Venus Adore.
- Jed Clampett: Howdy Ma'am.
- Elly May Clampett: Howdy Pa.
- Daisy Moses: Holy jumpin' toad gizzards! It's Elly May!