The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Clampetts Play the Rams (1965)
Donna Douglas: Elly May Clampett
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Quotes
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Daisy Moses : [Mr. Drysdale offers to teach the whole Clampett family how to play football] Granny's out in the kitchen.
Elly May Clampett : Well, let's get out there with the old pigskin.
Daisy Moses : Mr. Drysdale, I wouldn't call her that to her face.
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Elly May Clampett : Whenever we were in trouble, the quarterback would call my number.
Daisy Moses : And you'd tell him what to do on the phone, huh?
Elly May Clampett : No, I was in the game. He'd call on me to take a hand off.
Jed Clampett : Take your hand off what?
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Jethro Bodine : [Mr. Drysdale hurt himself when he bent over to pick up the ball] Your sacroiliac again?
Elly May Clampett : Yes. Get me home quick before Granny tries to doctor me.
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Elly May Clampett : What's that about my new maid?
Jethro Bodine : Jethro's enamored of her.
Daisy Moses : Oh no ma'am! He likes her a heap.
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Maid Linda Curry : [Linda tries to talk Mr. Drysdale into buying a color TV] You can get a 21-inch for $400.
Elly May Clampett : Four hundred!
[straightens his back]
Elly May Clampett : That fixed my back, saved me a doctor bill.