The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Clampetts Play the Rams (1965)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

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• Daisy Moses : [Granny and Jed are discussing Jethro]  Heaven help us. When that boy is around a pretty girl, he plumb loses what *little* sense he's got!

  Jed Clampett : Does seem to rattle him a mite.

  Daisy Moses : Put that boy next to a girl, and he couldn't pour sand out of his boot if the direction were wrote on the heel!

• Jed Clampett : Maybe Jethro's smarter'n he seems.

  Daisy Moses : Well he'd purt near have to be.

• Daisy Moses : [Mr. Drysdale offers to teach the whole Clampett family how to play football]  Granny's out in the kitchen.

  Elly May Clampett : Well, let's get out there with the old pigskin.

  Daisy Moses : Mr. Drysdale, I wouldn't call her that to her face.

• Elly May Clampett : Whenever we were in trouble, the quarterback would call my number.

  Daisy Moses : And you'd tell him what to do on the phone, huh?

  Elly May Clampett : No, I was in the game. He'd call on me to take a hand off.

  Jed Clampett : Take your hand off what?

• Elly May Clampett : What's that about my new maid?

  Jethro Bodine : Jethro's enamored of her.

  Daisy Moses : Oh no ma'am! He likes her a heap.