The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Clampetts and the Dodgers (1963)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
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Quotes
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Jed Clampett : The way I got it figgered, when the golf comes out of his hole to get his eggs back, you shoot him.
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Jed Clampett : Accordin' to Mr. Drysdale, we're gonna be shootin' some game called golf.
Daisy Moses : What in tarnation is a golf?
Jed Clampett : Well, I don't rightly know, Granny, but they must be thicker 'n crows in a corn pasture around here cuz Mr. Drysdale says everybody in Beverly Hills shoots 'em.
Daisy Moses : Ain't never seen no strange critters runnin' around. They must live in holes in the ground, like a gopher.
Jed Clampett : Yeah, I reckon maybe you're right. Just the other day I heard him say he shot 9 holes of golf and got 57.
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Jethro Bodine : Jethro, I think you was right about those golfs bein' birds.
Jethro Bodine : I was?
Jed Clampett : Yeah, when I come out here, I seen some people take 2 little white eggs outta that hole over yonder.
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Jethro Bodine : Oh, here's somethin' else Mr. Drysdale sent over.
[he opens a box of golf shoes with cleats]
Jed Clampett : By doggies, Jethro, them golfs must be the toughest little critters there is. First you shoot 'em, then you club 'em, then you stomp 'em with spikes.
Elly May Clampett : That ain't all. Miss Jane says to me she says, "When your Pa and Jethro go out to shoot, tell 'em to watch out for the traps."
Jed Clampett : Traps too? Oooh I can't wait to tangle with one of them golfs.