The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Courtship of Elly (1965)
Raymond Bailey: Milburn Drysdale
Quotes
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Milburn Drysdale : I have a feeling that Granny's conjure is going to get action this time.
Jed Clampett : Oh, it's got action before. I remember one time back home, it brought every fella within 5 miles a runnin'.
Milburn Drysdale : Really?
Jed Clampett : Yep. She set the cabin on fire.
[Mr Drysdale thinks it's a joke and laughs until Jed gives him a stern look]
Milburn Drysdale : Mr. Drysdale, that ain't very funny.
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Milburn Drysdale : If anything happens to your plan A, I'll be ready with my Plan B.
Jane Hathaway : What's that?
Milburn Drysdale : You're both fired.
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Milburn Drysdale : Now you will proceed to the Clampett house, where you'll put Plan A into operation.
Dean Peters : Plan A?
Milburn Drysdale : Yes, a course of action so brilliantly conceived, so carefullty thought out, so absolutely foolproof that the Clampetts will never suspect that you're a paid escort.
Dean Peters : Sounds great. I'd like to hear about it.
Milburn Drysdale : And you will as soon as Miss Hathaway comes up with it.
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Milburn Drysdale : I'm paying you to entertain that girl and that's what you're going to do if you have to play hide-and-seek!... Oh really? Well, hang up before she finds you.