The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Family Tree (1963)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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• Jed Clampett : [Greeting Mrs. Drysdale who has shown up unexpectedly]  Well, howdy there, Mrs. Drysdale, sure is a nice surprise to have you come visit. Pearl and me were just talking about you this morning. Pearl's got a hankering to getting into society, and I said, well I hear tell when it comes to society, Mrs. Drysdale is one of the first hogs to the trough!

• Jed Clampett : Pearl'd like to get in with those society women like Ms. Drysdale.

  Daisy Moses : Yeah. Pearl always was one to want better than what she could afford.

  Jed Clampett : That's Pearl: too poor to paint and too proud to whitewash.

• Jed Clampett : Say, you're lookin' a mite green around the gills. Come inside and have a mess of Granny's jowls and sorghum. That'll put you to feelin' bushy tailed.

  Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : Mr. Clampett, I'm expecting very important company. Priscilla Ralph Alden Smith-Standish.

  Jed Clampett : Well bring 'em along. We got plenty for the whole bunch.

  Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : Priscilla Rolfe Alden Smith-Standish is only one woman and probably the world's greatest authority on colonial history, early American genealogical origins, and 17th and 18th century artifacts. And she is the esteemed president of the F. F. T. of A.

  Jed Clampett : Well we sure would be proud to meet her.

  Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : I shall call upon every resource to avert such a social catastrophe!

  Jed Clampett : Well thank you very kindly.

• Mrs. Smith-Standish : May I get some pictures?

  Jed Clampett : What kind of pictures?

  Mrs. Smith-Standish : Still pictures.

  Daisy Moses : She's a dad-blamed revenooer!