The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Gloria Swanson Story (1966)
Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine
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Quotes
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Jed Clampett : Granny's always felt special close to Gloria Swanson.
Daisy Moses : We is look-a-likes, ya know.
Jethro Bodine : You and Gloria Swanson look-a-likes?
Daisy Moses : If I've heard it once, I've heard it a hundred times!
Jethro Bodine : Is she kiddin' Uncle Jed?
Jed Clampett : No, I've heard it a hundred times myself. Course it was always Granny that said it.
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Daisy Moses : [standing next to a painting of Gloria Swanson] Ya notice how our eyes is alike?
Jethro Bodine : Yeah, you both got two.
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Daisy Moses : Did you see that coat?
Jed Clampett : I reckon that explains what happened to the other 5 cats.
Elly May Clampett : Awful!
Daisy Moses : Poor woman.
Jethro Bodine : She's really hard up. ain't she?
Jed Clampett : She is for a fact. It's bad enough havin' to sell her bathtub, but when it comes to skinnin' her cats for clothes...
[the Clampletts leave, crying]
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Jethro Bodine : How come she don't make no more movies?
Jed Clampett : Well Jethro, I understand that's the show business. One day, you're livin' high on the hog, next day you're down to wearin' a cat-skin coat.