The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Great Cook-Off (1968)
Maria Mirka: Maria
Quotes
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Daisy Moses : So you're the little hussy that would like to take over my kitchen and get rid of me.
Maria : Yes.
Daisy Moses : Brazen little package, ain't you?
Maria : Yes.
Daisy Moses : I'll bet that you got eyes for my rich son-in-law, Jed.
Maria : Yes.
Daisy Moses : You admit it?
Maria : Yes.
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Jed Clampett : I'm awful sorry, but I'm gonna have to let you go. Oh, I'll see to it you get a check for a month's salary.
Maria : Celery, si. Celery, you like?
Jed Clampett : Yes ma'am, but
[Maria starts cutting celery]
Jed Clampett : Miss Maria, ma'am, I'm just gonna have to come out and say this blunt. You're fired.
Maria : Fire, si.
[turns on the stove]
Maria : I cook good celery.
Jed Clampett : I'm afraid what we got here is a failure to communicate. I'll have my nephew talk to you. He claim to speak Italian.
Maria : Arrivederci.
Jed Clampett : No, Jethro.
Elly May Clampett : How did you do, Pa?
Jed Clampett : Outside a gettin' some celery to cookin', I done real poor.
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Maria : Possum Pizzaiola, Fatback Cacciatore, Collard Greens Parmigiana