- Jed Clampett: Mark's fixin' to leave.
- Daisy Moses: He can't leave, with Elly in that condition.
- Jed Clampett: What condition?
- Daisy Moses: Single.
- Jed Clampett: Granny, you stay outta there. Two is company, three's a crowd.
- Daisy Moses: There's gonna be four of us.
- Jed Clampett: Four?
- Daisy Moses: Them two, me, and my shotgun.
- Milburn Drysdale: Where will you find another man like me to work for?
- Jane Hathaway: It won't be easy. Most of them are behind bars.
- Jed Clampett: Granny, fetch the guns. We're headed for the beach.
- Daisy Moses: We gonna fight the grunions?
- Jed Clampett: You betcha.