- Jed Clampett: [Granny ordered Jethro to mount the Confederate flag on the truck] I ain't just sure that that is the official state flag.
- Daisy Moses: Jed, this is Southern California.
- Jed Clampett: Right you are.
- Jed Clampett: There is them that say, "This ain't our quarrel. We ain't Californy folks born and bred." But I say, this state has been mighty good to us, and when trouble starts, we ain't about to run and hide. That's enough talk. Let's get to fightin'.
- Jethro Bodine: And eatin'.
- Daisy Moses: Would you like some gravy?
- Girl: Groovy!
- Daisy Moses: [whispering to Jed] On the island of Grun, they call gravy, 'groovy'.
- Jed Clampett: I could use some chicken and groovy myself!
- Jed Clampett: Looks like we're in for a real battle.
- Daisy Moses: Is they comin'?
- Jed Clampett: No. I mean keepin' Jethro outta the vittles.
- Helen Thompson: [defiantly] One word from me to Mr. Clampett and your goose is cooked!
- Milburn Drysdale: That's blackmail! You know, you have a very unscrupulous side to you. I like that. We could work very well together.
- Daisy Moses: Put down the vittles.
- Jethro Bodine: They won't be safe.
- Jed Clampett: Put em down boy.
- [Jethro puts them down]
- Jed Clampett: Now they's safe.