- Jane Hathaway: Right, Cheap.
- Milburn Drysdale: That's Chief, as in Indian.
- Jane Hathaway: That's Cheap, as in skate.
- Jed Clampett: I know yer a city feller, but dressin' a hog is a lot different than dressin' a person.
- Milburn Drysdale: You can say that again. It took me half an hour to get his pants on.