The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Party Line (1966)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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• Elly May Clampett : I been cookin' all mornin'.

  Jed Clampett : You have, huh?

  Elly May Clampett : Yes sir, whomped up a big batch of pork chops and homemade biscuits and gravy.

  Jed Clampett : Say now, that's a pretty fair-lookin' done-to-a-turn pork chop.

  Elly May Clampett : That's a biscuit.

• Jed Clampett : By doggies, that was a mighty tasty dessert.

  Elly May Clampett : Well, I guess you wasn't just funnin' when you said what you did about chocolate sauce.

  Jed Clampett : What'd I say?

  Elly May Clampett : Well, you always said you could eat sawdust if they had chocolate sauce on it.

  Jed Clampett : Elly May, you didn't feed me chocolate covered sawdust, did you?

  Elly May Clampett : 'Course not, Pa.

  Jed Clampett : Good.

  Elly May Clampett : That was last night's meatloaf.

  Jed Clampett : Meatloaf?

  Elly May Clampett : Remember, you said it was so good you was gonna save it for dessert.

• Milburn Drysdale : I just heard about Elly cooking. Miss Hathaway should have told you to take your meals out.

  Jed Clampett : Well, I have been takin' em out and um buryin' 'em.