The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Social Climbers (1967)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
Quotes
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Milburn Drysdale : This lady's a friend of yours from back in the hills?
Jed Clampett : Oh no, her friends wasn't backwoods cornhuskers like us. She lives in the city.
Milburn Drysdale : Oh well, maybe there is a chance. Now wait a minute, you're not talking about Bug Tussle are you?
Jed Clampett : No. Bug Tussle's a town. She lives in the city.
Milburn Drysdale : Oh good! What city?
Jed Clampett : Turkey Shoot.
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Adaline Ashley : You know, my daughter got married off at 13. There's a snapshot took at the weddin'.
Jed Clampett : What's that you husband's holdin'? Looks like a shotgun.
Adaline Ashley : He just came back from huntin'.
Jed Clampett : Appears he bagged what he was after.