The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Widow Poke Arrives (1964)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : I just don't want you to do no matchmakin'.

  Daisy Moses : Matchmakin'? Why I don't know what yer talkin' about. Every man is free to pick his own wife.

  Jed Clampett : A man picks his own wife like a tomato picks a farmer, especially with you workin' the patch.

• Jed Clampett : A widow knows all about men. The only man that knows about *her* is dead!

• Jed Clampett : Granny, her first husband was so hen-pecked, he molted twice a year.

• Daisy Moses : Are you sayin' that Clyde and Emma Poke didn't have a happy marriage?

  Jed Clampett : No, as I recall the marriage was real happy. It was the livin' together afterward that caused all the trouble.

• Jed Clampett : I reckon many a man has lost his best friend by marrying her!