- Daisy Moses: How long you been married, Mr. Drysdale?
- Milburn Drysdale: Twenty years.
- Daisy Moses: Ah, ain't that wonderful. They've had twenty years of happiness.
- Milburn Drysdale: No, we had twenty-five years of happiness - then we got married.
- Milburn Drysdale: I don't care who he is, I still don't like it.
- Jane Hathaway: He is reputed to earn over a million dollars a year.
- Milburn Drysdale: A million a year?
- Jane Hathaway: Yes.
- Milburn Drysdale: I'm beginning to like it.
- Jed Clampett: I just don't want you to do no matchmakin'.
- Daisy Moses: Matchmakin'? Why I don't know what yer talkin' about. Every man is free to pick his own wife.
- Jed Clampett: A man picks his own wife like a tomato picks a farmer, especially with you workin' the patch.
- Jethro Bodine: Who's comin'?
- Daisy Moses: The widow Poke, the finest cook in Cass county and the purtiest young woman ever to come outta the hills.
- Jethro Bodine: Hmm, three of 'em, huh?
- Daisy Moses: Are you sayin' that Clyde and Emma Poke didn't have a happy marriage?
- Jed Clampett: No, as I recall the marriage was real happy. It was the livin' together afterward that caused all the trouble.