- Jed Clampett: Miss Jane is comin' out here today with the Beverly Hills Nest of The Biddle Birdwatchers. Why don't you meet some of them girls?
- Jethro Bodine: Uncle Jed, you ever seen any of them birdwatchers? Heck fire, I'd just as soon look at the birds.
- Jane Hathaway: I want to thank you for allowing my little band of fledglings to nest in your garden sanctuary as they sharpen their senses to better pursue their ornithological avocation.
- Jed Clampett: I thought you was gonna watch birds.
- Daisy Moses: You got a boyfriend, honey?
- Athena: I find my school studies and bird watching activities infinitely stimulating, allowing little time for the superficial pastime of adolescent dating.
- Daisy Moses: [to Jed] Did that mean that she's fer it or agin it?
- Milburn Drysdale: Twenty years ago on this date, I took over the presidency of the Commerce Bank. So I declared a bank holiday and all the employees have the day off.
- Jed Clampett: But the bank ain't even open today. It's Saturday.
- Milburn Drysdale: Yes. What a shame it falls on the weekend.