The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Turkey Day (1963)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : Mr. Drysdale give us that bird for a meal, not a pet.

  Elly May Clampett : He's awful smart, pa, and friendly too. Why I learned him to shake hands.

  Jed Clampett : Elly, he ain't likely to be goin' into politics.

• Jed Clampett : I declare, duke, if Mr. Drysdale give us a string of weenies, that girl'd make pets outta 'em.