- Shorty Kellems: You goin' to the bank, Jed?
- Jed Clampett: That's right, Shorty. I'm goin' to take out some money.
- Shorty Kellems: I'll drive you. I'm goin' to take out somethin' myself.
- Elizabeth Gordon: But I thought you had changed.
- Milburn Drysdale: What gave you that idea?
- Elizabeth Gordon: Well, you said your whole life flashed before you.
- Milburn Drysdale: It did. I loved it!
- Daisy Moses: I'm goin' back home to the hills, where men is men and fish is fish, and they stays that way.
- Daisy Moses: [to Elly] Why don't you make him some of those great big donuts?
- Mark Templeton: I love donuts.
- Daisy Moses: Hers ain't to be believed.
- Mark Templeton: Sounds like I'll be in heaven tonight.
- Daisy Moses: Oh, we won't let you eat that many.