- Matt Durning: You can't be sued for libel if what you print is true.
- Steve Sanders: Yes!
- [Janet rolls her eyes]
- Felice Martin: Intimidate you?, my beloved niece who is suing me for a million dollars. Perrish the thought.
- Felice Martin: [Bobbi, Felice's sister is going through a huge purse] Bobbi, do you have to keep rummaging around in that ghastly bag of yours?
- Bobbi Kincaid: Just looking for my cigarettes.
- Gina Kincaid: Mom you can't smoke in here.
- Donna Martin: Yeah Aunt Bobbie, you can't smoke in any L.A. restuarant.
- Gina Kincaid: [after the sisters apologize] When I was growing uo I kind of thought "Stuck up Bitch" was one word.
- [Gina, Bobbi start laughing. Donna covers her mouth and stifles a laugh. Felice looks shocked]