Beverly Hills, 90210 (TV Series)

Midlife... Now What? (1993)

Luke Perry: Dylan McKay

Quotes 

• Brandon Walsh : [Dylan plays "Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind" by the Lovin' Spoonful on the jukebox, not for the first time]  Will you stop with that song already? Man, you must really be caught between a rock and a hard place.

  Dylan McKay : It's driving me crazy, man. It's like, I try to picture myself with Brenda I see Kelly. I try to picture myself with Kelly, I see Brenda.

  Brandon Walsh : It's a problem.

  Dylan McKay : Yeah.

  Brandon Walsh : Listen, let me give you one piece of advice... Stop playing that song, or Nat's gonna hurt ya.

• Dylan McKay : [the Lovin' Spoonful song is playing for the third time on the jukebox, causing Nat to look at Dylan]  Don't look at me, Nat! I didn't do it, I swear!

• [last lines] 

  Dylan McKay : Turn on Channel 6, man.

  Brandon Walsh : There's under a minute left in the game.

  Dylan McKay : Turn it on!

  Announcer : [Brandon switches the channel from the basketball game to the news]  Convicted financeer Jack McKay is being released from federal prison after having served just two years of a ten-year sentence. His early parole has caught most people in both the business and law enforcement community by surprise. The reaction has been mixed. We'll have some of those interviews later on in this broadcast...

  Brandon Walsh : How come you didn't tell us about this, man?

  Dylan McKay : I didn't know.

• Nat Bussichio : So who are you on the outs with? Brenda or Kelly?

  Dylan McKay : Brenda and Kelly.

• Dylan McKay : Silver, what's up?

  David Silver : I've been up all night. Little Erin misses her mama.

  Dylan McKay : What about her dada?

  David Silver : He was working. Mel's theory is work the long hours make the big bucks and spoil the women in your life. Why do you think he and Kelly get along so well.