- Endora: Spirits north and spirits south, Let my spell control your mouth. Let Durwood find to his dismay, that all his words are now cliché.
- Darrin Stephens: But remember one thing, Betty, you should thank your lucky stars because idle hands are the devil's plaything and a rolling stone gathers no moss.
- Darrin Stephens: I already have a campaign worked out for the farm machinery. What's good for the goose doesn't necessarily mean it'll be good for the gander.
- Larry Tate: Darrin, this gander wants slogans, and if we don't come up with some our goose is cooked.
- Darrin Stephens: Larry, I'll be there to grab the bull by the horns, before any more water passes under the bridge.
- Darrin Stephens: What's the matter? I'll try to keep a civil tongue in my mouth and at the same time talk turkey. I smell a rat.
- Darrin Stephens: Because someone put a spell on me! And I'll bet dollars to donuts I know who did it.
- Darrin Stephens: A friendly spell. Boy, with friends like you who needs enemies? There I go again. Every other word that comes out of my mouth is a cliché.
- Darrin Stephens: Yes. Just order me a club sandwich, Larry, I'll be back quicker thin you ran say Jack Robinson.
- Larry Tate: Jack Robinson.
- H. B. Summers: Jack Robinson.
- Darrin Stephens: That's very good.
- H. B. Summers: Why did we say that?
- Larry Tate: I don't know. Maybe it's catching.
- Darrin Stephens: Looks like H.B's cufflings have found a place in literature.
- Samantha Stephens: That'd be a new twist.