- Jaime Sommers: [an elephant has stepped on Jaime's foot] It's fine, it's really okay.
- Susan Victor: Do you know how much weight he had on it? Oh Jaime, your foot should be crushed.
- Jaime Sommers: Oh, well, he obviously didn't put all his weight on it.
- Jaime Sommers: [having difficulty falling asleep amongst the wild animals] Oscar, I hope you never send me on a safari...
- Bill Elgin: I think he's heading North.
- Jaime Sommers: Must be a little Indian in ya there, Bill.
- Bill Elgin: Just a little.
- Jaime Sommers: Neil, now I've got a pretty good right arm here, if you're coming in for another bite man, I'm gonna have to deck ya.