The Bionic Woman (TV Series)

The Bionic Dog (1977)

Martin E. Brooks: Dr. Rudy Wells

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• Dr. Rudy Wells : [showing filmed footage of Maxamillion in action]  Lab animals are a fact of life in research science, Jaime. It's thankless, it's sometimes inhumane, but necessary.

  Oscar Goldman : Max was critically injured in a chemical lab fire six years ago. A tragic story, but a happy ending. Rudy was testing his bionic prototype and Max was just the strong-willed animal that we were looking for.

  Jaime Sommers : [watching Maxamillion jump]  Oh, boy.

  Dr. Rudy Wells : It's a simple case of being in the right place at the right time.

  Jaime Sommers : Just like me.

  Oscar Goldman : Not quite, babe. Max only cost a million.

  Jaime Sommers : Yeah, I know. Max-a-million.

  Oscar Goldman : Was I that obvious? I thought it was a good idea.

• Dr. Rudy Wells : What gives you the right, the unmitigated gall to jeopardize a top secret project like that? Do you know what could have happened?

  Jaime Sommers : [about Max]  He's all right, I can prove it.

  Dr. Rudy Wells : How? Look at him: he can't even raise his head, let alone run bionically.

• Dr. Rudy Wells : Are you questioning my judgment?

  Oscar Goldman : I'm giving you a chance to modify your position, Rudy. To play the grey zone. If there's the slightest doubt...

• Jaime Sommers : How did I do?

  Dr. Rudy Wells : Not every well I'm afraid. Probably just out of shape.

  Jaime Sommers : Out of shape?

  [Jamie lifts a barbell one-handed] 

  Jaime Sommers : Ahem. Ahem! Does this look like a woman out of shape to you?

  Dr. Rudy Wells : Put it down.