The Bob Cummings Show (TV Series)

Bob and Schultzy Reunite (1958)

Rosemary DeCamp: Margaret MacDonald

Quotes 

• Bob Collins : It's not easy to replace a girl like Schultzy.

  Charmaine 'Schultzy' Schultz : Thanks.

  Bob Collins : I've had to search high and low.

  Margaret MacDonald : By high he means Mulholland and by low he means Pismo Beach.

• [Margaret is vacuuming in the kitchen] 

  Bob Collins : Do you mind, Margaret? I've been listening to a vacuum all morning.

  Margaret MacDonald : How is Crazy Lips?

  Bob Collins : Oh, brother.

  Margaret MacDonald : Well, you can't have everything and she has a very nice figure.

  Bob Collins : Yeah, that she has, that she has... 36-23-36-23.

  Margaret MacDonald : What's that last 23?

  Bob Collins : Her IQ.

• Bob Collins : I just wondered if Schultzy was happy?

  Margaret MacDonald : You just wondered if you could get her back, that's all, 'cause you goofed and picked a lemon.

  Bob Collins : Boy, a lemon is right. I had no idea when I squeezed her last night how sour things were going to be today.