"The Boondocks" Granddad's Fight (TV Episode 2005) - Cedric Yarbrough as Colonel H. Stinkmeaner, Tom Dubois, Spectator

Robert 'Granddad' Freeman : Awww, look what you did to 'Dorothy'. You better have insurance.

Colonel H. Stinkmeaner : Nigga, you better have insurance! Ass-whoopin' insurance! And you about to pay a deductible!
Doctor : Mr. Stinkmeaner the cancer has spread to your eyes, I'm afraid you will never see again.

Colonel H. Stinkmeaner : Well at least I won't have to look at your ugly ass no more!
Huey : Stinkmeaner got no pleasure seeing sunsets or trees, dolphins or rainbows.

Colonel H. Stinkmeaner : [Looking at a rainbow over a sunset over the ocean with dolphins] Man, this some ol' bullshit!
Colonel H. Stinkmeaner : Who in the hell parked in my space? That's like calling 1-800-collect-an-ass-whupping. And no, this ain't no toll free call!
Colonel H. Stinkmeaner : You scared ain't ya bitch nigga? Yeah I can smell the bitch on you! Oh yeah! That's vintage *bitch*!
Huey : That night I dreamt of a blind swordsman. He knows my every move yet he can not see. As my mind fights to make sense of the impossible, he has turned my sight into a liability. He has no just cause to want my life. There is no forethought, no logic in his actions. This isn't just any swordsman. This is the blind nigga samurai.

Colonel H. Stinkmeaner : What's good, nigga? What's really good?

Huey : [wakes up in a cold sweat] Niggas!

Cedric Yarbrough: Colonel H. Stinkmeaner, Tom Dubois, Spectator