"The Boondocks" Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner (TV Episode 2005) Poster

Regina King: Huey Freeman, Riley Freeman

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  • Cristal : The name's Cristal, you know like the Champagne.

    Huey Freeman : Cristal, that sounds like a stripper name. Might you be a stripper, Cristal like the champagne?

    Cristal : And what would you know about strippers little man?

    Huey Freeman : Not much, but I do know they're usually named after liquor.

  • Huey : Granddad, have you asked yourself why a 20-year-old girl would wanna go out with a man your age?

    Granddad : Because I laid my game down quite flat.

    Riley : Game? What you know about the game, Granddad?

    Granddad : I know the game.

    Riley : Takin' women out to eat, givin' 'em free meals? What part of the game is that? You takin' her to Red Lobster with the cheddar biscuits. The fam ain't eatin' cheddar biscuits but this random broad is eatin' cheddar biscuits.

    Riley : I know the game. Your granddaddy knows the game.

    Riley : Game recognize game, Granddad.

    Granddad : I recognize game! Your granddaddy recognize game!

    Riley : Game recognize game and you lookin' kinda unfamiliar right now. I - I can't... Where's Granddad? Can I help you, sir?

  • Riley : Well, I don't see what big deal is with hos, anyway.

    Huey : Riley! All women are not hos! We're talkin' 20... 25 per cent tops.

  • Riley : Fake ass Mariah Carey!

  • Riley Freeman : Game recognizes game and you're looking kinda unfamiliar right now...

  • Huey : She sure can run in those heels.

  • Riley : What if they have kids? Then our brother and our sister are gonna be half-ho!

  • Huey Freeman : Don't take this the wrong way, but... I need you to get the hell up outta here.

    Cristal : Any particular reason?

    Huey Freeman : You're kind of a lazy ho?

    Cristal : Yeah, I could see that.

    Huey Freeman : I don't know why my Granddad can't see it.

    Cristal : To be honest, me either. It's so obvious.

  • Riley : Grandad! It's a nigga in a purple suit!

  • Huey : That's just what you do. You meet a girl. You take her out to dinner. But you're not payin' the girl, you're payin' the restaurant.

    Riley : But I'm payin', which makes her a ho. Why don't I just give her the money I was gonna spend on dinner and that ho can go grocery shopping.

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