Boy Meets World (TV Series)

I'm Gonna Be Like You, Dad (2000)

Ben Savage: Cory Matthews

Quotes 

• Dr. Feldspar : I see in my notes here you've got a, uh... tummy ache, that your brain hurts, and you've lost all feeling in your legs.

  Cory Matthews : Could you tell my wife that? I want you to write her a note.

  Dr. Feldspar : Right, it says here you're a newlywed. Things going well with the wife?

  Cory Matthews : Why, because she's not here? Is that what makes you question my marriage?

  Dr. Feldspar : Ever have trouble performing in bed?

  Cory Matthews : Why, did she call you?

  Dr. Feldspar : No, she didn't. You're very sensitive about all this, aren't you?

• Cory Matthews : Well, as you all know, I just came from the doctor.

  Topanga Matthews : You have something?

  Cory Matthews : Yes. I have something. You all made fun of me, but I have something, alright.

  [Holds up a piece of paper] 

  Cory Matthews : It's all right here. Right here...

  [to Topanga] 

  Cory Matthews : You're my wife. 'kay? You have the right to know first.

  [He hands Topanga the paper then goes to the window and broods] 

  Shawn Hunter : What's it say?

  Topanga Matthews : He has hypochondria. Chronic and severe hypocohondria.

  Cory Matthews : That's right.

  [He turns to face everyone, near tears] 

  Cory Matthews : I'm a hypochondriac.

  Topanga Matthews : Cory, it means that there's nothing wrong with you! It means you create stuff in your head!

  Cory Matthews : Yes, well.

  [He holds up a prescription bottle] 

  Cory Matthews : He gave me these placebos.

  Shawn Hunter : Placebos are what they give to crazy people like you to make them think they're being cured of something they don't have!

  Cory Matthews : Hey!

  [screams] 

  Cory Matthews : I have to be on these for the rest of my life!