Boy Meets World (TV Series)

The Honeymoon Is Over (1999)

Danielle Fishel: Topanga Matthews

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Quotes 

• George Feeny : What's the matter with you two, and why are you so unkempt?

  Cory Matthews : Oh, ho ho ho! We're "unkempt"! You hear that, Topanga? Well, you'd be unkempt, too, if you lived in an apartment with only one washing machine and no dryer! And you know how the baby cries? Like this: Waaah! Waaah! Waaah! All night!

  George Feeny : Mr. Matthews...

  Cory Matthews : Waah!

  George Feeny : All right, I get it! It's unpleasant!

  Topanga Matthews : Quit stalling, Feeny. We staying with you or not?

  George Feeny : Not.

  [They get up and start to leave angrily] 

  George Feeny : Oh, Cory, Topanga... From the bottom of my heart, I'd do anything for you two if it's anything short of actually moving in. Anything at all.

  Topanga Matthews : How about some of your millions, fella?

  George Feeny : Mrs. Matthews...

  Topanga Matthews : Hold him! I'll get his wallet.

  Cory Matthews : No! That would be wrong. This man is an educator.

  Topanga Matthews : Oh, you're right. What could he have, like, nine bucks?

  George Feeny : And a Blockbuster card.

• Topanga Matthews : Maybe we should go.

  Cory Matthews : Go where? Where do you go if you don't have your parents?

  Amy Matthews : At least let them stay for a couple of days.

  Alan Matthews : Amy, don't...

  Amy Matthews : [Angrily]  Don't you put your finger out at me, and don't you tell me "don't"!

  Cory Matthews : [Whispers to Topanga]  Mom's revved up. Go get the luggage.

• George Feeny : Although you can't see it now, your reward is yet to come.

  Cory Matthews : What are you, a fortune cookie?

  Topanga Matthews : Who has cookies?

  Cory Matthews : He's a fortune cookie, Topanga.

  George Feeny : I resent that! My words are heartfelt and highly original. To be reduced to a whimsical jocularity that's stuffed into a cracker is an affront to the very essence of my character.

  [He turns to Topanga who immediately blows a raspberry at him] 

  Cory Matthews : Well put, honey. Well put. Give us something we can use, why don't ya?

  George Feeny : Persevere, and prosperity shall be yours. All right, I'm a fortune cookie.