Buffalo Bill, Jr. (TV Series)
Boomer's Blunder (1955)
Dickie Jones: Buffalo Bill Jr.
Quotes
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[Bill reads a sign posted on Mr. Boomer's property]
Buffalo Bill Jr. : Dixieland Acres. No hunting, no fishing, no Yankees - Absolutely! Captain, um, Major Caleb Boomer, C.S.A.
Calamity : The Civil War ended long before we were born. You'd think the Judge and Mr. Boomer would stop fighting it.
Buffalo Bill Jr. : Oh, they like fightin'. It's what keeps them feelin' young.
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Judge Ben 'Fair and Square' Wiley : It's a good thing neither of you is Caleb Boomer.
Buffalo Bill Jr. : Why? Did you beat him at checkers again?
Judge Ben 'Fair and Square' Wiley : The next time I beat him, it will be over the head with this
[can]
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Buffalo Bill Jr. : Now Judge, there's nothing wrong with Mr. Boomer wanting to buy back his 80 acres.
Judge Ben 'Fair and Square' Wiley : Yeah, but there's something wrong when he comes in here with a gunfighter for a bodyguard.
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Judge Ben 'Fair and Square' Wiley : Hey! Where are you two think you're goin'?
Buffalo Bill Jr. : I just thought we'd ride out to see that your 80 acres hasn't seceded to the Confederacy.
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Calamity : Do think the Judge knows about ore?
Buffalo Bill Jr. : Maybe - I bet Mr. Bellamy does and I think I know how we can find out for sure.
Calamity : Me, too, you mean?
Buffalo Bill Jr. : Mm-hmm. It means takin' a lot of chances, but you got a lot of spunk - for a girl - but if you do as I say, no one's goin' to get hurt... unless maybe it's me.