Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Angel (1997)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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• Xander Harris : Ah, the post-fumigation party.

  Buffy Summers : Okay, so, what's the difference between this and the pre-fumigation party?

  Xander Harris : Much hardier cockroaches.

• Xander Harris : Duh. I mean guys would do anything to impress a girl. I-I once drank an entire gallon of Gatorade without taking a breath.

  Willow Rosenberg : It was pretty impressive, although later there was an ick factor.

• Cordelia Chase : [toes stepped on]  Ouch. Please get your extreme oafishness off my two-hundred-dollar shoes.

  Xander Harris : I'm sorry, I was just...

  Cordelia Chase : ... getting off the dancefloor before any bigger boyfriend squashes you like a bug?

  Xander Harris : Oh, so you noticed.

  Cordelia Chase : Uh-huh.

  Xander Harris : Yeah, thanks for being so understanding.

  Cordelia Chase : Good.

  Xander Harris : You know, I don't know what everybody else was talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker.

  [chuckles, walks away] 

• Xander Harris : You're in love with a vampire? What, are you outta your mind?

  Cordelia Chase : [walking by]  What?

  Xander Harris : [to Cordelia]  Not vampire.

  [to Buffy] 

  Xander Harris : How could you love an umpire? Everyone hates 'em!

  Cordelia Chase : [to another student]  Where did you get that dress? This is a one-of-a-kind Todd Oldham. Do you know how much this dress cost? Is this a knockoff? This is a knockoff, isn't it? Some cheesy knockoff. This is exactly what happens when you sign these free-trade agreements.