Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Family (2000)
Anthony Head: Rupert Giles
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Quotes
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Riley Finn : He started it.
Xander Harris : He called me a bad name. I think it was bad. It might've been Latin.
Rupert Giles : Stop it or you're going to break something.
Buffy Summers : Or I'm going to break something.
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[trying to think of what to get Tara for her birthday]
Xander Harris : Well, candles, maybe, or bath oils of some kind.
Buffy Summers : I saw a really cute sweater at Bloomies, but I think I want me to have it.
Rupert Giles : And you are talking about what on earth?
Buffy Summers : Tara's birthday. We're at a loss.
Rupert Giles : You're in a magic shop, and you can't think what Tara would like. I believe you're both profoundly stupid.
Xander Harris : Well, we don't really know the kind of things witches like. I mean, what, are we gonna get her some cheesy crystal ball?
Rupert Giles : You bloody well better not. I've got mine already wrapped.
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[at the magic shop, Anya hands a paper bag to a customer, smiling]
Anya : Thank you for coming. We value your patronage.
[louder as they leave]
Anya : Please come again for more purchases!
Rupert Giles : Could we perhaps be a little less effusive, Anya? We don't want to frighten the people.
Anya : I'm just so excited. They come in. I help them. They give us money in exchange for goods. You give me money for working for you... I have a *place* in the world now. I'm part of the system.
[smiles]
Anya : I'm a workin' gal.
Rupert Giles : [smiles] Yes. Well, why don't you start organizing the shipping orders.
Anya : Oh, no. That's boring. I just want to do the money parts.
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[Mr. Maclay is trying to take Tara]
Rupert Giles : And... you're not just dealing with two little girls.
Xander Harris : You're dealing with all of us.
Spike : 'Cept me.
Xander Harris : 'Cept Spike.
Spike : I don't care what happens.
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Anya : [about helping Buffy clear her Residence room] But we just helped her move the stuff in a few days ago...
[turns and sees Buffy]
Anya : ... and it was fun!
Rupert Giles : [Reading a book] People help each other out, Anya. It's one of our strange customs.
Buffy Summers : Giles, I noticed you're doing the smallest amount of helping that can actually be called helping.
Rupert Giles : Well, I saw myself in more of a... patriarchal sort of role. You know, lots of pointing and scowling.
[Smiles. Looks to his left, points and scowls]
Rupert Giles : You two, stop that!
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Buffy Summers : So, any breakthroughs on the identity of Miss Congeniality?
Rupert Giles : Well, I've narrowed it down some.
[Buffy turns and sees a table full of open books]
Buffy Summers : Your definition of narrow is impressively wide.