Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Intervention (2001)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers, Buffy Bot

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Quotes 

• Willow Rosenberg : Okay, yeah, you've been with a vampire before, but Angel had a soul.

  Buffy Bot : Angel's lame. His hair grows straight up, and he's bloody stupid.

• Xander Harris : No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled.

  Buffy Summers : I am not having sex with Spike, but I'm starting to think that you might be.

• Buffy Summers : So, how's it start?

  Rupert Giles : I, uh... jump out of the circle, then I jump back in it, and then, um... I shake my gourd.

  Buffy Summers : Oh, I know this ritual! The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the "Hokey Pokey" and turn themselves around.

  Rupert Giles : Go quest.

  [Giles performs the ritual] 

  Buffy Summers : And that's what it's all about.

• Willow Rosenberg : Wait. This shouldn't be about blame.

  Buffy Summers : Blame? There's blame now?

  Willow Rosenberg : No. There's only love, and some fear.

  Anya : We're just kinda thrown by the, you having sex with Spike.

  Buffy Summers : The who whating how with huh?

  Anya : Okay, that's denial. That usually comes before anger.

  Buffy Summers : I am not having sex with Spike!

  Anya : Anger.

• Buffy Bot : [putting on a jacket]  Time to slay.

  Spike : [mumbling in his sleep]  Yeah. Yeah.

  Buffy Bot : Vampires of the world beware.

  [leaves the crypt] 

• Buffy Bot : [to Buffy]  Say, look at you. You look just like me. We're very pretty.

• [Buffy bot enters the room with everyone there] 

  Xander Harris : Hey, I know this. They're *both* Buffy.

  Buffy Summers : No. She's a robot. She acts just like that girlfriend-bot that Warren guy made. You guys couldn't tell me apart from a robot?

• Buffy Bot : Hey, there.

  Xander Harris : Buffy.

  Buffy Bot : Xander... And... Anya. How is your money?

  Anya : Fine. Thank you for asking.

• [last lines] 

  Spike : And my robot?

  Buffy Summers : The robot is gone. The robot was gross and obscene.

  Spike : It wasn't supposed to...

  Buffy Summers : Don't. That... thing, it... it wasn't even real... What you did for me and Dawn, that was real... I won't forget it.

• [Buffy is pretending to be the Buffybot] 

  Buffy Summers : Why did you let that Glory hurt you?

  Spike : She wanted to know who the key was.

  Buffy Summers : Oh, well, I can tell her, and then you won't...

  Spike : No...! You can't ever. Glory never finds out.

  Buffy Summers : Why?

  Spike : 'Cause Buffy... the other not-so-pleasant Buffy... anything happened to Dawn, it'd destroy her. I couldn't live, her bein' in that much pain. I'd let Glory kill me first. Nearly bloody did.

• Buffy Summers : I-I have a few questions a-about being the Slayer. What about... love? Not just boyfriend love.

  Primitive : You think you're losing your ability to love.

  Buffy Summers : I-I didn't say that... Yeah.

  Primitive : You're afraid that being the Slayer means losing your humanity.

  Buffy Summers : Does it?

  Primitive : You are full of love. You love with all your soul. It's brighter than the fire... blinding. That's why you pull away from it.

  Buffy Summers : I'm full of love? I'm not losing it?

  Primitive : Only if you reject it. Love is pain, and the Slayer forges strength from pain. Love, give, forgive. Risk the pain. It is your nature. Love will bring you to your gift.

  Buffy Summers : [confused]  What?

• Buffy Bot : [about Spike]  You're right. He's evil. But, you should see him naked. I mean, really.

• Buffy Summers : A guide, but no food or water? So it leads me to a sacred place, and then a week later, it leads you to my bleached bones?

  Rupert Giles : Buffy, please. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.

• [in the desert for Buffy's quest] 

  Buffy Summers : What's in the trunk?

  Rupert Giles : Supplies.

  Buffy Summers : Supplies? I was wondering about that. Like food, water, maybe a compass?

  Rupert Giles : What about a book, a gourd, and a bunch of twigs?

  Buffy Summers : I-I don't think I'll be that hungry.

• Buffy Bot : Oh, Spike, devour me.

  Spike : All right.

  Buffy Bot : Spike, I can't help myself. I love you.

  Spike : You're mine, Buffy.

  Buffy Bot : Should I start this program over?

  Spike : Shh! No programs. Don't use that word. Just be Buffy.

• [in the midst of conversation with Willow] 

  Buffy Bot : You're recently gay.

• Buffy Bot : Spike! It's Spike, and he's wearing a coat.

• Buffy Summers : I mean, I can beat up the demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.

• Spike : Is that your best, Slayer?

  Buffy Bot : No.

  Spike : Why not?

  Buffy Bot : I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body.

• Rupert Giles : How serious are you about this?

  Buffy Summers : 10. I'm serious to the amount of 10.

• Willow Rosenberg : So just this one time, you just did something kinda crazy.

  Buffy Bot : It wasn't one time. It was lots of times and lots of different ways. I could make sketches.

  Willow Rosenberg : No!

• Buffy Bot : Darn your sinister attraction.

  Spike : Are you afraid of me?

  Buffy Bot : Yes.

• [first lines] 

  Buffy Summers : Giles, you don't have to help. You cooked.

  Rupert Giles : Oh, come on. I quite like to cook. Helping you two out makes me feel useful.

  Dawn Summers : Wanna clean out the garage on Saturday? You could feel indispensable.

  Rupert Giles : Hmm. How tempting.

• Buffy Summers : Dawn, if there are any plates in your room, let's have 'em before they get furry, and we have to name them.

  Dawn Summers : Hey, I was, like, five then.

• Xander Harris : Spike must have had her built so he could program her to...

  Buffy Summers : Oh, God.

  Willow Rosenberg : Yikes. Imagine the things...

  Buffy Summers : No! No imagining, any of you.

  Xander Harris : I already go the visual.