Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
The Dark Age (1997)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers
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Quotes
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Buffy Summers : I know you. You ran that costume shop.
Ethan Rayne : Oh, I'm pleased you remember.
Buffy Summers : You sold me that dress for Halloween and nearly got us all killed.
Ethan Rayne : But you looked great.
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Buffy Summers : Have I ever let you down?
Rupert Giles : Do you want me to answer that or shall I just glare?
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Buffy Summers : [to Willow] You knew that if the demon was in trouble it was gonna jump into the nearest dead person.
Angel : I put it in danger.
Willow Rosenberg : And it jumped.
Angel : But I've had a demon inside me for a couple hundred years... just waiting for a good fight.
Buffy Summers : Winner and still champion!
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Xander Harris : Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there were only twelve grades.
Buffy Summers : He probably sat in math class thinking, "There should be more math. This could be mathier."
Willow Rosenberg : Come on. You don't think he ever got restless as a kid?
Buffy Summers : Are you kidding? His diapers were tweed.
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Rupert Giles : [loudly] Must we have this noise during your calisthenics?
Buffy Summers : It's not noise. It's music.
Rupert Giles : I know music. Music has notes. This is noise.
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Buffy Summers : I still don't get what this has to do with Giles.
Willow Rosenberg : I don't know about Giles, but ancient sects used to induce possession for bacchanals and-and orgies.
Xander Harris : Okay. Giles and orgies in the same sentence. I could have lived without that one.
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Xander Harris : Yep. Yep, I knew this would happen. Nobody can be wound as straight and narrow as Giles without a dark side erupting. My Uncle Rory was the stodgiest taxidermist you've ever met, by day. By night, it was booze, whores and fur flyin'. Were there whores?
Buffy Summers : He was alone.
Xander Harris : Give it time.
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Rupert Giles : I'll bring the weaponry.
Buffy Summers : I'll bring the party mix.
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Buffy Summers : Xander, how do you feel about digging through some of Giles' personal files and seeing what you can find?
Xander Harris : I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath?
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Ethan Rayne : You know, I hope you're not taking this personally, Buffy. I actually kind of like you. It's ju- It's just that I like myself a lot more. If you think of it karmically, this is-this is really big for your soul, you know. Taking my place with the demon, giving... so that others may live.
Buffy Summers : I'm gonna kill you. Will that blow the whole karma thing?
Ethan Rayne : Sweet child.
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[finding Ethan lurking around the school library]
Buffy Summers : What are you doing here?
Ethan Rayne : Snooping around.
Buffy Summers : Nice touch.
Ethan Rayne : It's one of my virtues... Not really.
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Buffy Summers : Giles, what's going on?
Rupert Giles : It's complicated, Buffy. And quite frankly, it's private.
Buffy Summers : I don't care from private! I care from dead guys attacking us. I care from you lost-weekending in your apartment!
Rupert Giles : I wasn't... I was just trying to find a solution.
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Buffy Summers : Giles, share. What is the Mark of Eyghon?
Rupert Giles : Hey! This is not your battle. And as your Watcher, I'm telling you unequivocally to stay out of it!
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Buffy Summers : You know what's the worst of this? I was saving up for some very important shoes, and now I have to blow my entire allowance just to have this stupid tattoo removed. I just hope my Mom doesn't see it first.