Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Who Are You? (2000)
Anthony Head: Rupert Giles
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Quotes
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[trying to convince Giles she's really Buffy in Faith's body]
Buffy Summers : [in Faith's body] Oh, this is... Giles, you turned into a demon, and I knew it was you. I mean, can't you just look in my eyes and be all intuitive?
Rupert Giles : How did I turn into a demon?
Buffy Summers : [in Faith's body] Oh, 'cause, uh, Ethan Rayne. And-and you have a girlfriend named Olivia, and you haven't had a job since we blew up the school, which is valid lifestyle-wise. I mean, it's not like you're a slacker type, but, uh... Oh, oh! When I had psychic power I heard my mom think that you were like a stevedore during sex. W- Do you want me to continue?
Rupert Giles : Actually, I beg you to stop.
Buffy Summers : [in Faith's body] What's a stevedore?
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Buffy Summers : [in Faith's body] Okay, Giles, yo-you have to listen to me very carefully. I'm not Faith.
Giles : Really?
Buffy Summers : [in Faith's body] Really.
Giles : 'Cause the resemblance is striking.
Buffy Summers : [in Faith's body] I know. Giles, you just have to... stop inching. You were inching.
Giles : Look, I-I know what you're going to say, and-and uh...
Buffy Summers : [in Faith's body] I'm Buffy.
Giles : All right, I didn't know what you were going to say, but that doesn't make you any less crazy.
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[attempting to cause a distraction]
Giles : Damn it, man, we *have* to get inside! Our, um, uh... Our families are-are-are in there. Our, um, mothers and-and, tiny, tiny babies.
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Willow Rosenberg : Yeah. I hope they throw the *book* at her.
Rupert Giles : I'm not sure there is a-a book for this.
Rupert Giles : They could throw other things.
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Rupert Giles : This is a-a special operations unit. They, uh, handle the Council's trickier jobs. Smuggling, interrogation, uh, wet works.
Willow Rosenberg : What's wet works?
Xander Harris : Scuba-type stuff.
Anya : I thought it was murder.
Xander Harris : Well, yeah, but there could be underwater murder... with snorkels.
