- Emperor Zurg: Buzz, I am your father.
- Buzz Lightyear: [shocked] What?
- Emperor Zurg: [strikes him] Psych! Made you look, you dimwit!
- [Evil Emperor Zurg has just taken over the planet Roswell. He plants a flag]
- Evil Emperor Zurg: I hereby declare this, Planet Z East!
- [to his robots]
- Evil Emperor Zurg: You may enslave the population! Women and children first! I'm an equal opportunity enslaver!
- Evil Emperor Zurg: Lower it!
- Grub: Er, lower what, sir?
- Evil Emperor Zurg: It! It! Oh, you know! The crystalic self-perpetuating breeder construction core!
- Grub: [nods] Oh, yes! Excellent, my evil emperor!
- Evil Emperor Zurg: And can't you come up with a shorter name for it? Like "Evil takeover thingie?"
- Grub: In test markets, four out of five victims surveyed were more frightened by big words!
- Evil Emperor Zurg: Fine, fine, fine! Let the suits have their way.
- Evil Emperor Zurg: [looking over his building plans] Oh, for goodness sake! *Don't* put a trash compactor in it! When the heroes get trapped inside a trash compactor, they always have time to find a way out. Make it an incinerator instead!
- Buzz Lightyear: [observing Zurg's mega-weapon through his binoculars] The Crystallic Self-Perpetuating Breeder Construction Core!
- General: Those are big words! I'm frightened!
- Buzz Lightyear: Don't be, it's just evil marketing.
- General: Is there anyway to stop it?
- Buzz Lightyear: No, General. Marketing is the one force in the universe that is stronger than...
- General: No, no! I meant the big evil takeover thingie!
- Buzz Lightyear: Oh... There we might have a chance if we can breach the core and pull out the crystallic fusion rods.
- General: [cringes] More big frightening words!