CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)
Fur and Loathing (2003)
Marg Helgenberger: CSI Catherine Willows
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Quotes
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[after finding traces of semen on Bud Simmons' cat costume]
Catherine Willows : Okay, well, I've heard of some guys getting off in some weird ways, but humping an animal suit? Whatever happened to normal sex?
Gil Grissom : What is normal sex?
Catherine Willows : So you think it's natural for a grown human to only be intimate with a talking animal?
Gil Grissom : Well, Freud said that the only unusual sexual behavior was to have none at all. And after that, it was only a matter of opportunity and preference. And evidently, some people prefer the feel of fur to the texture of human skin.
Catherine Willows : Well, I like hairy chests, but I'm not about to bop a six-foot weasel.
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Gil Grissom : Most mammals only copulate seasonally.
Catherine Willows : How boring.
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[the CSIs are looking for suspects at a Plushies and Furries party]
Polar Bear : Password?
Catherine Willows : E-I-E-I-O?
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Gil Grissom : Whoa, this is incredibly detailed. Eyelashes, nostrils...
Catherine Willows : Oh yeah, that's what you see out of. I once dated the Detroit Lions Mascot. Off season. Dutch was his name.
Gil Grissom : The breadth of your social experience never ceases to impress me.
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[Three "furs" are taken to the CSI team]
Bud Simmons : Hello, this is racial profiling?
C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows : Huh, we're gonna need samples of your... fur.
C.S.I. Night Shift Supervisor Dr. Gil Grissom : We'll also need to talk to you without your masks on.
[Two furs take their mask of]
Bud Simmons : I don't.
C.S.I. Night Shift Assistant Supervisor Catherine Willows : You have a problem with that?
Bud Simmons : You wouldn't ask a human lady to take her make-up off. If you want to talk to me, this is the "me" you're gonna talk to.