CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Sex, Lies and Larvae (2000)

Paul Guilfoyle: Captain Jim Brass

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• Captain Jim Brass : So, you planning a little late-night luau? Roast pig?

  Gil Grissom : It's an experiment. Maybe Kaye was dead five days.

  Captain Jim Brass : I thought your bugs never made mistakes.

  Gil Grissom : They don't. People do. The victim was wrapped in a blanket. Normally a blanket or clothing doesn't impact insect maturation. The insects usually fight their way in anyway. But I examined the folds in Kaye's blanket. She was wrapped tight - -maybe tighter than I realized - -which would have decreased the corpse's exposure to insects.

  Captain Jim Brass : So it took longer for the insects to get in there?

  Gil Grissom : And deposit their eggs. Maybe two whole days. I've wrapped porky here pretty tight.

  Captain Jim Brass : Well, let me ask you this. You killed a pig just for this?

  Gil Grissom : This poor ham was already on its way to someone's Christmas dinner table.

  Captain Jim Brass : Wouldn't a rabbit be easier?

  Gil Grissom : Gotta be a pig. Interestingly, they're the most like humans.

  Captain Jim Brass : Yeah, I've been saying that since I was a rookie.

• Scott Shelton : [after Sara discovers blood that has been wiped clean off the wall]  I have no idea how it got there.

  Sara Sidle : It "got there" when you shot your wife in the head before you wrapped her in a blanket and dumped her in the mountains.

  [points her finger in his face] 

  Scott Shelton : Get your finger out of my face!

  [they fight] 

  Sara Sidle : You touch me again, you draw back a stump.

  [to Grissom] 

  Captain Jim Brass : Get her under control!

  Gil Grissom : [shouts]  Get him out of here, Jim!

  Scott Shelton : Told you she was a handful.

  Sara Sidle : You don't know a handful!

  Gil Grissom : Hey, hey, what's the matter with you?

  Sara Sidle : I am a woman, and I have a gun and look how he treated me! I can only imagine how he treated his wife!

• Captain Jim Brass : We ID'd the body and located the husband...

  Gil Grissom : Let me guess - downtown, Fremont district?

  Captain Jim Brass : You know, I'm not even gonna ask.