- Kris Munroe: They really do have 18 wheels.
- Tiffany Welles: Yep, but the one we have to worry about is number 19.
- Kris Munroe: Which one is that?
- Tiffany Welles: The steering wheel.
- Kris Munroe: I see that this is really a tough school. If you flunk, you get arrested for manslaughter.
- Bobby Lee: How long have you been standing there?
- Kelly Garrett: Just a moment or two.
- Bobby Lee: Well, I hate to think I've been working on those dirty tires when I could have been standing up here watching you the whole time.
- Kris Munroe: Shotgun.
- Tiffany Welles: What?
- Kris Munroe: I can't remember if 'shotgun' means your partner or a radar scope.
- Tiffany Welles: In these parts, I think it's often associated with marriage. Coffee?
- Bo Mackey: [receiving instructions over the phone] The same route? Why would they do that? That's dumber than marrying the same woman twice.
- Candyman: [over the CB] Angel Eyes, this is the Candyman. You got a voice like sweet taffy. What you doin' pushing an 18-legged pogo stick and all?