- Blackie: Stay out of this and you won't get hurt.
- Kelly Garrett: ...
- [Kelly commences to whoop Blackie's butt]
- Claude: Come on, Marvin, what did you do? They're right on top of it. Did you have to tell 'em where it is?
- Marvin: Look man, I told you, we got high together. Now I can't lie to somebody I get high with. That's bad karma. Real bad! Now that's bad for your head. You just don't mess with something that heavy.
- Bianca Blake: A boatload of dynamite Maui grass disappeared and some people think you and I know where it is.
- Julie Rogers: Do we know where it is?
- Blackie: Tony, you're not going to believe this. Now there are four dollies!
- Chin: And a fat guy!
- Blackie: Do you think it's some kind of all-girl mob?
- Tony Kramer: The way the world is today, anything is possible.
- Tony Kramer: Forget the girlies; forget the fat guy. Simon and Garfunkel have ripped off my grass. Now they're trying to sell it to my buyer, which is gonna leave me stuck with this floating albatross!