- Kris Munroe: I'm looking for a man.
- Mel: I'll join a gym, I'll lose weight, I'll dye my hair, I'll stand on a box, what else do you want?
- [Kris is hiding her face because of laughter]
- Mel: I never let a lady pay for her drink... on a Tuesday.
- Kris Munroe: But it's Monday.
- Mel: So I'll see you tomorrow.
- Kris Munroe: There's a direct correlation between a woman's chest and a man's ears.
- Sabrina Duncan: I have not heard this theory before.
- Kelly Garrett: I haven't either.
- Kris Munroe: Well, you see, the lower the neckline, the more tone-deaf they are.
- Kelly Garrett: Honey, listen to me. When you had the accident outside Rosie's, they threw a package into your truck. It was full of diamonds.
- Larry Kantrelle: [wondering who Kelly is] Who are...
- Kelly Garrett: [interrupting] It doesn't matter who they are, I'm your wife and I love you.
- Kelly Garrett: You've heard of the good guys and the bad guys?
- Nancy Coleman: Yeah, I made some of them what they are.
- Kelly Garrett: I'll bet you did.
- [a beat]
- Kelly Garrett: Anyway, these are the bad guys.