- Tiffany Welles: [picking up the phone] Hello?
- John Bosley: Hello, hi, Kelly, are Kris and Tiffany there with you?
- Tiffany Welles: [putting him on the speakerphone] Bosley, this is Tiffany.
- John Bosley: Oh, I'm sorry, Tiff, are Kris and Kelly with you?
- John Bosley: Well, here's to a beautiful night for a beautiful lady, with the candlelight shining in her eyes.
- Pat Justice: John, you're a hopeless romantic.
- John Bosley: No, hopeful.
- John Bosley: The best estimate I could make would be something over, eh, five million dollars.
- Charles Townsend: [over speakerphone] Wh - , five... and they left it on board?
- Kris Munroe: Mm-hm. It's still there, Tiffany's guarding it. We figured if it didn't belong to you, that, eh, we could declare it salvage and we could split it between us.
- Charles Townsend: [over speakerphone] That sounds more like piracy than salvage, Kris.
- Ken Atamien: You said yourself you've got Bosley in the palm of your hand. Well, you just squeeze it, that's all.
- John Bosley: It's disappeared! I have lost Charlie's boat.
- Kris Munroe: Bosley, are you sure you went to the right slip?
- John Bosley: Of course I am sure, I am a detective! I'm trained to find things, not lose them.
- Kris Munroe: Hey guys, check this out. If I read this right and I haven't mixed anything up wrong, I'd say the stain on this deck is blood.
- Pat Justice: Ken, do you think there's gonna be more trouble?
- Ken Atamien: Not if Captain Webner here does his job.
- James Webner: Listen, I could handle that tub blindfolded with one hand tied behind me.
- Tiffany Welles: Could be Atamien is the real key to all of this.
- John Bosley: I hope that you can find the lock.