- John Bosley: Well, I'm gonna go walk off some of these cobwebs. I may even commune with the teddy bears.
- Kris Munroe: [at Larry Wilkes' funeral] He didn't seem to have many mourners.
- Donna: Why would he have? Larry Wilkes was a jerk. I mean, he was my jerk, but that's what he was, you know.
- Kelly Garrett: Order me a black and tan and uh, I'll tell you a lot of things you don't want to hear.
- Jack Orwell: That's bad logic. If I don't want to hear it, why should I listen to it?
- Kelly Garrett: They may save your life.
- Motorcycle Cop: Hey, what's going on here?
- Kelly Garrett: This man's kidnapping me!
- Jack Orwell: Kidnap? She's just trying to get me into trouble, officer. We had a lover's quarrel, you know. Would she be driving my van if I was trying to kidnap her?
- Kelly Garrett: He's lying, he forced me to drive!
- Motorcycle Cop: You call that driving, lady?
- John Bosley: [Kris is posing as a large toy in the design room] Let's just hope Roclair doesn't decide to redesign her.
- Sabrina Duncan: Now, I'm curious. If you're a vice-president, why don't you have a separate office?
- Gordon Roclair: [scoffs] Practically everybody in the company is a vice-president. He doesn't want anyone to feel left out.
- Kris Munroe: Would you do us a favor?
- Donna: Yeah, what?
- Kris Munroe: A man's dead, so cry or something.
- Donna: Boo hoo.
- Leland Swinnerton: You know, lately I have been thinking I should get out of the toy business. Get into something similar, like cuckoo clocks.
- John Bosley: If you did, the Swiss would probably send a hitman.