Cheers (TV Series)

Fear Is My Co-Pilot (1986)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

Quotes 

• Jack Dalton : [to Diane]  My God, you look pale. You folks should have seen her frolicking in the surf in Mykonos. Her little bottom was as brown as a berry.

  Carla Tortelli : The Stick running around buck naked?!

  Diane Chambers : It was a semi-private beach.

  Sam Malone : It used to be a semi-private bottom.

• Woody Boyd : Every day at five, this guy comes in and blabbers and blabbers, talks my ear off. I don't know what to do.

  Carla Tortelli : Why don't you do what I do - tell him to shut his fat, ugly mouth.

  Woody Boyd : Oh, no, it's not Mr. Clavin.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Woody, Woody, calm yourself; there's no need for concern. I'm sure he's just a lonely man who wandered in here one day and found a sympathetic ear. Unfortunately, indulging him will only aggravate the problem. You see, people in this situation have a tendency to prattle on endlessly, totally unaware of how others are receiving this unwanted, innocuous information. Now the next time a neurotic personality such as this gets off on one of these jags, just turn your back and walk away.

  [Everybody walks away from Frasier] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Because, you see, the important thing is... just a second, I want to... Oh, you merry band!

  [laughs]