Chico and the Man (TV Series)

Garage Sale (1975)

Jack Albertson: Ed Brown

Quotes 

• Ed Brown : Uh, oh! The Loonies are back!

  Althea Nelson : We are NOT the Loonies! The Loonies moved to Virginia!

• Althea Nelson : It's my sister's birthday, and I want to surprise her.

  Ed Brown : You want to surprise her? Don't invite her to the party!

• Drunk : [Interrupting Ed and Chico, sitting at the bar]  He who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client.

  Ed Brown : Hey, Why don't you go outside and drink in traffic?

  [Drunk then, turns and exits the building with his drink]