Chico and the Man (TV Series)

Out of Sight (1975)

Jack Albertson: Ed Brown

Quotes 

• Customer : [while paying for her gas]  Do you have a Ladies' Room?

  Ed Brown : Yes, and if you run into a lady, you can tell her it's right over there.

• Chico Rodriguez : What's the matter, Ed? You got a pain?

  Ed Brown : Not any more. She just drove out.

  Chico Rodriguez : We're running low on gas.

  Ed Brown : OK, I'll call Saudia Arabia in the morning.

• Officer Kirby : [Entering the garage]  Where is it?

  Ed Brown : Where's what?

  Officer Kirby : The Men's Room!

  Ed Brown : Right over there.

  Ed Brown : Officer, I saw the whole thing!

  Officer Kirby : Will you tell me later! I'm in a hurry!

  Ed Brown : Yeah, But I gotta tell you about the accident!

  Officer Kirby : If you stop me now, there'll be another accident!

  Ed Brown : [Grabbing the Officer's arm, to stop him]  You're making a big mistake!

  Officer Kirby : If you don't let go of my arm, I'm gonna shoot ya!