Freddie Prinze: Chico Rodriguez

Quotes 

• Ed Brown : [to Della]  How dare you take a decent, God fearing garage and turn it into a massage parlor! Is this your idea of helping your fellow man?

  Chico Rodriguez : Well, I know some fellow men who are going to enjoy it.

• Chico Rodriguez : Ed was a war hero. He won the Purple Heart.

  Della Rogers : What for? Cutting his lip with his sharp tongue?

• Chico Rodriguez : Ed, This is no time to start drinking.

  Ed Brown : That's why I started in 1933.

• Ed Brown : [Ed is taking a shot of bourbon]  Ah, That woman's gonna drive me to an early grave.

  Chico Rodriguez : Yeah, Unless that beats her to it.

  Ed Brown : At least I'll go with a smile on my face.

  Chico Rodriguez : And a hole in your liver.

  Ed Brown : I'll wear a long coat, so it doesn't show.