- Woman Reporter: [during press conference] Where's your son Miles? Isn't he going to be a part of this venture, or is he just playing polo as usual?
- [laughter from the other journalists]
- Jason Colby: To your first question, ma'am: my son will be a pivotal part of this operation. To your second: the Colbys can always find room for another trophy.
- Sable Scott Colby: [about Constance] Handing Jeff half the Colby empire on a silver platter, well I am not going to let her get away with it. Deprive my three chicks of their share of her estate. There must be a way to challenge this thing.
- Jason Colby: Sable, I would like you to keep clear of this. I don't want any of Conny's Colby shares. I don't need them. Neither do my kids.
- Constance Colby: [about Jeff] I love that boy, he's tough. And Jason's going to need all the help he can get on that pipeline deal of his, believe me.
- Garrett Boydston: Oh, eh, I hear Jeff Colby's due in today. What are you going to do with him when he gets here?
- Jason Colby: Oh, my nephew? There's plenty to do around here, we'll keep him busy. Sharpening pencils, maybe.
- Jason Colby: You'd better get your priorities straight, son.
- Jeff Colby: No, you'd better get this straight: I'm not your son.
- Bliss Colby: You know, cousin Jeff, I always had this huge crush on you.
- Jeff Colby: Why no... I had no idea.
- Bliss Colby: Well consider yourself warned, cousin or no cousin.
- Sable Scott Colby: There is nothing devious about using your femininity.
- Monica Colby: Well I think any woman who resorts to those kinds of tricks is letting down the team.
- Sable Scott Colby: Team? This is not a locker room, darling, it's not us against them. When it comes to men, no two women are ever on the same team, believe me.
- Jason Colby: What's this getup? You look like you're going to a Madonna concert.
- Bliss Colby: You are totally awesome, daddy. You actually know who Madonna is.
- Jason Colby: Oh, I have a fella I pay just to keep me up to date on those names.