The Comic Strip Presents (TV Series)
Five Go Mad in Dorset (1982)
Adrian Edmondson: Dick
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Quotes
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Dick : Thanks, Anne. You really are a proper little housewife. Not like George, she still thinks she's a boy!
George : I think it's stupid being a girl. I wish I was a boy.
Dick : Really, George! It's about time you gave up thinking you're as good as a boy. I mean, Anne is just a girl, but she doesn't mind, do you, Anne?
George : Well, I absolutely do mind, actually!
Julian : Steady on, you two, the hols have only just started.
Anne : [putting her hand on his arm] You seem so grown up, Julian.
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Dick : Oh, wizard!
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Dick : [thanking the shopkeeper] You really are a brick!
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Anne : Oh, do wipe your feet, Dick, I've only just dusted there.
Dick : My word, Anne, you really are a proper little housewife! It must be awful being a girl and having to do all the work.
Anne : Well, yes, it would be nice to do some of the more exciting things that you boys do. Still, I don't mind being dominated. At least I'm quiet and pretty and not like poor George.
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Dirty Dick : Right. Let's run through our evil plan once more, Mr. Knuckles.
Fingers : Right you are, Mr. Lenin.
[inside the tent]
Dick : [whispering] Wake up, Ju. I can hear voices.
Julian : I can't hear anything.
Dick : Listen. There it is again.
Fingers : Blah, blah, blah, stolen plans, blah, blah, blah, missing scientist, blah, blah, blah.
Dick : Shh.
Fingers : Blah, blah, blah, atom bomb, blah, blah, blah, Third World War, blah, blah, blah.
Dick : Shh!
Fingers : Blah, blah, blah, Kneecap Hill, blah, blah, blah, top secret, blah, blah, blah, kidnapped boy, blah, blah, blah, everything ties up, blah, blah, blah.
Dick : Shh! Missing scientists? Kneecap Hill? Do me a favour? Big secret? What do you think it all means?
Julian : I'm not sure, Dick, but it all sounds very queer!
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Dick : Adventures? That's all we ever have! Always hearing secret conversations, digging up buried treasure, chasing people down tunnels. Why can't we just do something else for a change?
Julian : Like what?
Dick : I don't know! Just... building model aeroplanes or country dancing.
Julian : I'll pretend I didn't hear that!