The Comic Strip Presents (TV Series)
Five Go Mad on Mescalin (1983)
Fiona Richmond: Mrs. French
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Quotes
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Red : You'd better do what I'm telling you Ma, or it's gonna be the worst for ya.
[Punching sound]
Mrs. French : [Screams] You were a good son once, now you've fallen into bad company.
Red : Never mind all that, all I care about is selling the family farm, and taking all the money.
George : Shall we knock?
Julian : Not yet.
Mrs. French : You were such a lovely baby.
Red : [shouting] Shut up!
[Punching sound]
Mrs. French : Aaagh!
Red : You sell up everything like I'm saying, or else! I'm going off gambling now, so don't wait up for me.
[Sees the Famous Five]
Red : Oh God, what's all this?
Julian : Good afternoon, I hope we're not disturbing you, but we're The Famous Five and we're here to stay for a fortnight's farm holiday.
Red : Oh well I'm very sorry Mr Famous Five, but I'm afraid your lovely farm holiday has just been cancelled, so piss off, and don't interfere in my secret arrangements.
Mrs. French : Oh don't mind him dear, he's drunk, that's all. Do come in, I expect you'd like to start stuffing yourselves right away, don't you?
George , Julian , Anne , Dick : Rather!
Mrs. French : Well, your Aunt Fanny did write to me about your excessive gluttony, so I've prepared you a meal that would kill an elephant.
